Our father who art in PA. Hockey, hallowed, be thy name. Thy will be done. The cup will be won. On ice, as well as the stands.
Give us this day our hockey sticks. And forgive us our penalties, as we forgive those who cross-check against us, Lead us not into elimination. But deliver us to victory.
In the name of the …fans, Lord Stanley, and in the name of the PENS
Amen.